I think I will go crazy one day dear mom!
English is so confusing and confounding O lord!
The table has two pairs of legs but refuses to walk
The chair has arms but can only rock!
The hands of the clock are useless there
For neither can they clap nor comb my hair!
And the comb has teeth but never bites
Whereas the shoe has a tongue and still bites!
The ear of corn is the most useless of all
It can never ever hear when I call!
The heart of the artichoke never beats
The nose of the aeroplane never leaks!
Oh! Mom, please help me, I will go crazy!
For there’s frog in my throat and butterflies in my tummy,
Now, don’t you panic or throw a tantrum
Mom!! I think that the cat has got my tongue!
I wrote this poem for little ones who struggle to understand the nuances of a language that is not their mother tongue. I hope you will enjoy it.
Lol. This is brilliant. We English find it quite crazy too!
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Haha! Thanks Lorraine. That means I am not way off the mark!
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Nope. Our kuds in school struggle too. What a ridiculous language we have lol
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I beg to differ. It is a beautiful language. We struggle because we continue to think in our mother tongue and then translate to English. My world would have been much smaller and narrower without it.
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Oh Punam. That is SO good to hear. Here, we so often see the bad side of our language simply because of the difficulty that children have in learning it. Also, because of the steange spellings. This is GOOD to hear
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Lol ….the most enjoyable thing I have read today …..I will make my son read it too………loved it 💕
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Thank you Sakshi…that is my biggest accolade …children enjoying it. Thank you. 😊❤️
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I am so sure he would ….. thank you for sharing this Punam ❤️🤗
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My pleasure dear. 💕
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Fantastic!!!!
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Thank you so much Robbie.
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Ah, yes, the conundrum of our native tongue. This is such a cute piece highlighting the quirky nuances of language. Now, let’s toss in localized dialects and see where it takes us 🙂
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That would surely be fun! 😁
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I think so, too… 🙂
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Thank you so much.
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You are welcome!
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: English is a stupid language.
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Oh Matt! It is not. 😊
What about other languages?
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Then they’re all stupid… we should go back to grunting at pointing at things.
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And what would we be without our poems?
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Touche.
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😁
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I love this! Funniest poem I’ve read in a long time and so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣💕
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Ah! That is such a lovely compliment Christine. Thank you so much. 😁❤️
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I love your humor!
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Thank you dear. 😊
I have been accused of appearing very serious.
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I cannot believe that! 🤣
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And you shouldn’t. 😊
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Hahaha.. too good.. thoroughly enjoyed it Punam.. 😇💕👌🏼👌🏼
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Thank you dear. 😁😘
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😇💕
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Oh, how well you use your talent here! You really put a smile on my face! Great write!
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Thank you so much! I am so glad it made you smile. 😊
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You are welcome 😊
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Its amazing we can communicate at all! 😂
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It is, isn’t it? 😂😂
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This is so humourous!! 🙂
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I am so glad that it made you smile. Thank you so much. 😊
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It really did. My pleasure!! 🙂
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😊😊
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I love it, it’s absolutely delightful and shows what a challenge English is … quite nonsensical compared to most languages.
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Thank you so much Kate. It may be a challenge but I love how it allows me to express myself. 😊
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true, as not too many of us can read Hindi 🙂
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Lol. True.
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🙂
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