Passport

Your government may deny me visa

My entry may be banned

I may be declared persona non grata.

It doesn’t faze me a bit.

Boundaries are made by humans

And they have never been able to stop me.

Never was a showy iconoclast,

But loved to break rules which suffocated

Which stopped me from being me

Which were imposition of someone else’s will on me.

So I quietly chipped away at the edifice of rules.

Physically I may not be able to enter your country

But my mind is not your slave.

It needs no passport to enter nor exit

And I will invade it again and again.

Fortune

I don’t need your favours, fortune,

I am done with luck.

Hard work and perseverance will take me

To where I belong

So I am stopping the buck.

Faith in self is what I need

To conquer the unconquerable

Fortune baby, shower your bounty

On those who find life unsurmountable.

I am my own talisman, my very own good omen

Life’s knocks have taught me a thing or two

To trust my own voice and pen.

This door needs no knocking, go favour someone else

Alone I maybe, but never lonesome,

Fortune I need you not, I tell you,

Life with all its ups and downs is wholesome.

Territory

The universe is my home

In my thoughts I can dwell

 Wherever I want

Boundaries of nations can’t keep me out.

One moment I am here,

 The other, miles away.

Being inveterate traveller helps me 

traverse untrodden paths

And opens virgin vistas 

To see, explore and own.

But the day you stepped into my life

You staked claim on my soul

And it became your territory.

My uncharted flights were halted

 I willingly surrendered 

To your supremacy.

And now I am sinking into

 A quagmire of helplessness.

I cannot stay chained for long.

Chafing unsuccessfully

 To free my soul 

To soar once again at will and become

Unclaimed territory once again.

Purple

The angry welt across my cheek

Is turning purple from pink

He didn’t mean to hurt me

He loves me:

My subservient self.

The beast in him was unleashed

When I forgot myself and said ‘no’

“No” is not what he likes to hear.

He will in a while apply 

Salve on my bruise

Shed copious tears

Bury his head in my lap

And beg forgiveness.

I will forgive like I always do

I am his saviour

His beacon

Can’t let him dwell in darkness.

But of late my body has been

 Turning purple too often.

पति

चंद लाइने हम सबके पतियों को समर्पित…

बड़ी हसरत थी हमें की कोई हमें 

‘बेबी’ या ‘जान’ बुलाएगा

आसमान से हमारे लिए

वो चाँद और तारे तोड़ लाएगा।

हाल यह है कि हमारे ‘ये’ 

‘सुनो’ से आगे न बढ़ पाए हैं,

इस दिल के सारे ही अरमान 

इसी दिल में घर कर गए हैं।

इश्क मुहब्बत की बातें तो दूर

हम रोजी रोटी में उलझ  गए हैं।

शादी के बाद जतन से 

तैयार होकर जो

मैंने पूछा  ‘कैसी लग रही हूँ मैं?’

हैरान होकर कुछ देर मुझे घूरा

फिर बोले ‘जैसी रोज दिखती हो!’

कसम से कहती हूँ उस दिन 

यह दिल तार-तार हो गया था मेरा ।

फिर खुद को यह समझाया 

मेरे पल्ले बुद्धू पड़ गया है

अब जैसा भी है यह बुद्धू

यह मेरे जीवन का केवट है।

बात यहीं खत्म हो जाती 

तो भी गनीमत थी

पर इनकी नीरसता का 

क्या- क्या बखान करूँ 

किसी दिन गर किस्मत से 

बीमार जो मैं पड़ जाऊँ 

दवा- दारू की बजाय कहेंगे

‘जब अपनी चाय बनाओ 

तो मेरी भी बना देना’!

सच कहती हूँ बीमार पड़ने का 

मजा ही खराब हो जाता है।

वो प्यार तकरार की बातें, 

वो रूठने मनाने के किस्से,

वाकई में कहूँ अगर मैं तो

परियों के से हैं ये किस्से।

यहाँ तो कोई बात इनको जब

नागवार सी गुजर जाए 

तो हफ्तों घर में हमारे 

 मौन चलचित्र चलता है।

पति तो ऐसे ही होते हैं,

सच्चाई तो है यही बिलकुल

फिर यह मनगढ़न्त किस्से

फिल्मों और टी वी पर क्यों दिखाते हैं?

Office Cougar

The night was dark and deep,

Ms. X could hardly sleep.

Tossing and turning in the bed

She was thinking how to get,

That young hot hunk, new on the block

To tango with her hormonal clock.

She wanted him in her sheets,

Wrapped around her like saree pleats.

Her mind plotted and whirred,

By morning a crafty plan was stirred.

She walked into the office dressed to kill

Tonight in her bed he would thrill.

She walked past him swaying her hips,

A fervent prayer on her lips.

She bestowed on him a sultry smile

A smile that was meant to beguile.

He looked at her and his eyes widened,

She took it as a sign, his interest heightened.

But then he looked past and his eyes brightened

He was making eyes at the intern newly appointed.

She rushed to the loo to rethink strategy

Where realisation dawned with finality.

Staring in the mirror was her egregious blunder!

She had forgotten to wear her DAMN denture!!

Critical Romance

(The first line is romantic and the second critical)

I curse the day I said yes to you,

Why couldn’t it have been sooner my beau!

Your mom and sis are imports from hell

If hell is here, heaven should be here as well!

Your hirsute body is akin to an ape

No matter dear, I do admire the body’s shape!

Your beard prickles like a porcupine,

Darling, will you rub your face down my spine?

Your breath reeks of alcohol today

Did you miss me while I was away?

I can go on and on about your shortcomings

Which are overshadowed by your nature so loving.

You are the inspiration for this third class verse,

My love for you colours my vision for better or worse!

Duet Duel

Wife:
How could you insult me in front of your mom

Who loves to gloat about her hold on you

I would have definitely said no to you

Had I known such a mama’s boy are you!

Husband:
Mama’s boy I always will remain

Why should it fill you with pain?

I never complain about your mom’s interference

Nor ever about your increasing circumference!

Wife:
How dare you drag my mom into this

To top it, snide remarks about my girth!

I regret the day when to you I had said yes

By the way, the weight increase is courtesy child birth.

Husband:
If only you would direct your energy

To home as much as you to fight with me

Life would become more peaceful

My mom too would be grateful.

Wife:
See, mom again omnipresent in every argument 

I wonder why you married me then?

Stay tied to her apron strings

I must start packing my things!

Oh! And I am leaving the baby behind

Call me back only when you make up your mind

Me or your mom, you have to choose

You can’t have your cake and eat it too!

Friends Forever

Meeting old friends is so good for the soul,
Catching up with the past keeps you on a roll.

As the years advance I tend to forget, I am afraid,

 I think I am experiencing a memory fade!

Did you ask me not to anyone tell?

Or was it X who dropped this bombshell?

That A’s actually tearing her hair

Her daughter with a married man is having an affair!
Of course I know dearie, not to spill the beans

That the face and the figure on which B preens

Is thanks to liposuction and plastic surgery,

Telling me this is surely not committing perjury!

 

Discussion regarding C’s husband’s sacking does not arise

For it is known to all, though they may pretend otherwise.

My lips are sealed about D’s gay son

Though she bitches about me without reason!
And didn’t someone mention that E is a serial womaniser?

He shouldn’t be trusted with anyone’s daughter!

Not that it makes any difference to me

  F is a total gossip monger with a capital “G”!
H acts all hoity toity but has the dirtiest mind

J posts double meaning messages and poses to be kind.

Did anyone tell you K is actually frigid?

And  bringing up her kids with rules that are rigid.

Sweetie, I am not really interested in what others do

But M left her husband for a younger beau

Don’t laugh at this but it is also true

 N is living in with an older frau!

P’s case actually takes the cake
Her m-i-l  sleeps in their room and so she stays awake!

Now I am not interested in others affairs

My lips are sealed about the secrets we share.
Maybe I got mixed up regarding a name here or there

But the truth remains as it were.

Now don’t tell anyone I told you all this and more

After all how can we speak ill of our friends of yore

Trust me when I tell you my lips are sealed and stamped

Have I told a soul you got breast implants?

मैं

मैं बेटी हूँ 

मैं बहन हूँ 

मैं बीवी हूँ

मैं बहू हूँ

मैं माँ हूँ 

पर मैं…

“मैं” नही हूँ।

मेरे अस्तित्व पर छाया 

हमेशा किसी का साया।

मेरा घर मेरा नही

मेरी तन्ख्वाह मेरी नही

मेरी आवाज़ मेरी नही

मेरी परवाज मेरी नही

मेरा शरीर मेरा नही

मेरी कोख मेरी नही

मेरा दर्द सिर्फ़ मेरा है

जो मेरी रूह में कैद है।

मैं अकेली हूँ 

अकेली रहूँगी 

जो मैं खोती हूँ 

किससे कहूँगी

एक चीज़ हूँ 

चीज़ ही रहूँगी 

खुली हवा को

हर पल तरसूँगी

अब तक न समझा यह जमाना 

मुझे सिर्फ़ “मैं ” बनकर है रहना।

शायद कभी

कोई पल आए 

जब हम किसी पर

बोझ न रह जाएँ 

जब बिना इजाज़त 

कोई हमें छू न पाए 

जब खुद तय करेंगी लड़कियां 

कितनी हो दूरी, कितनी नजदीकियां।

मैं इक चीख हूँ 

मैं सन्नाटा हूँ

मैं सत्य हूँ 

मैं मिथ्या हूँ 

जिस दिन जग माने कि मैं हूँ 

उस दिन बस मैं ही मैं हूँ।

 पूनम