All slay the miny Virona!

(Narrative Nonsense)

All slay the miny virona!

No huffling, no puffling, no ruffling of breeze
No warignal of it in the beginning
Except sniffs and snivels and maybe a sneeze!

Slyowly fever in some bodies did seize
The infernal virona was suddenly flourishing
No huffling, no puffling, a slight ruffling of breeze.

We blamed everyone’s aunt, as well as the Chinese
Masking reluctrily as via air it was travelling
More than sniffs and snivels and a whole lot of sneezes!

Knights in white coats toiled coavidly without cease
As the miny virona went merrily globe trotting
No huffling, no puffling, mighty ruffling of breeze.

Jabbing aggressively is the only way to freeze
The hopkip journey of this thingamajig
Attacking us with sniffs and snivels and maybe a sneeze!

Time to attwart its relentless sprees
Our weapons distancing, masking and jabbing
No huffling, no piffling but ruffling of breeze
Defighting sniffs, snivels and that darn sneeze!

Written for dVerse MTB. Today’s host, BjΓΆrn, says: follow your own heart and amuse us all, you can use any poetic device you want to use, rhyme, repetition, alliteration. I would be super glad to see if anyone comes up with a nonsense Villanelle for instance.

71 thoughts on “All slay the miny Virona!

  1. Love your whimsy flimsy grimmsy primmsy and crispy narration Putnam ..and your wondrously wordsy poem had me smirking in my coividy mask πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸŒ

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  2. This is ingenious, Punam! My fave pick is the word “slyowly”…I may have to find a use for it–if so I’ll credit/link to you!!

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    1. Have ranted enough about it, time to change tactics…maybe the humourless virus will take offense and disappear! See, I always live on hope! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
      Thanks, Tracy. πŸ˜…

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  3. A great poem. When I saw the picture, it reminded me of the Mucinex commercial where the stewardess bumps the big green booger into the toilet and flushes him down. Too bad we can’t do that with covid!

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  4. OMG this is so good. Contemporary, urgent, serious and yet still amusing.

    Happy you dropped by to read mine

    Much love…

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