Delusion

The queen of prompts

cast an orgulous glance

at the dwindling stats

they certainly could not be true!

she was convinced that

that hungry spam monster

not just gobbled those

flattering comments

but also chomped down

on numerous likes

for how could anyone view her post,

but not like it enough to like!

The jolly good WP was overflowing

with the milk of human kindness

somebody was surely playing a prank

that her stats didn’t match

and she wanted those heads on a platter

pronto!

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55 thoughts on “Delusion

  1. Dear me the Like monsters have struck again, stealing our likes like a Grinch … πŸ˜‰
    It’s called karma for trying to send me to a nursing home … the universe pays back what we put out 😎

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  2. Ahhh my dear friend. Stats schmats. That’s all I can say. Don’t worry, you can’t get rid of me, even if you want to. You know I love your work, mostly my problem is refraining from being too gushy.i have been a bit late to posts lately. For that I apologise! ❀️❀️

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    1. I would never ever dream of getting rid of you! This was written in jest! And please never apologise for the delay…we all have lives beyond blogosphere. Thank you so much for the reassurance. ❀️❀️

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      1. It was funny! And I love that. But on a serious note sometimes changes in stats are so quantifiable and visible they can affect us… some people more so than others. Love your clever use of prompts, and that I learn new words from you all the time! ❀️❀️

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      2. I agree, stats can put one in a tizzy! I was obsessed a long time ago…these days I hardly look and am at peace with whatever the numbers may be. Oh, I too am learning new words via the prompts!! πŸ˜€β€οΈ

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