Chalk and cheese

We are as alike as chalk and cheese

oops! I mean as different as the above two

if I go north he wants to go south

so on and so forth

I am sure you get the drift

it’s not as if we are always at loggerheads

we share a lot of common interests too

when things get really heated between us

freshly brewed Darjeeling tea by him

is like oil over troubled waters

and thus peace is restored again.