English idiots, any won!

Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem that incorporates homophones, homographs, and homhonyms, or otherwise makes productive use of English’s ridiculously complex spelling rules and opportunities for mis-hearings and mis-readings.

English idiots, any won!

It is time for some

in this stunt updates on English idiots

as you sow, so shall you rip

and an aye for an aye is a good policy

but robbing people the wrong whey

is a fact of cow and lice

remember an app a day

will save a doc away

a pen is lighter than a soda

a dog maybe a man’s rest fiend

but always let weeping dogs lie.

41 thoughts on “English idiots, any won!

  1. English was my unfavorite subject. I always did poor. Reading the poem did bring laughter and rekindled memories from yesteryears.

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