(The first line of this poem is critical and the second romantic.)
I curse the day I said yes to you,
Why couldn’t it have been sooner my beau!
Your mom and sis are imports from hell
If hell is here, heaven should be here as well!
I am sick and tired of your defiance
Honey, what would I be without this alliance!
How do you think we will manage with your income meagre
My love, to sacrifice for you I am always eager!
Your hirsute body is akin to an ape
No matter dear, I do admire the body’s shape!
Your beard prickles like a porcupine,
Darling, will you rub your face down my spine?
Your breath reeks of alcohol today
Did you miss me while I was away?
I can go on and on about your shortcomings
Which are overshadowed by your nature so loving
You are the inspiration for this third class verse,
My love for you colours my vision for better or worse!