Ancient, aged, arthritic aunts
Want Biddy to become a beauteous bride.
Comely, cute Conrad is the chosen one.
Dark, dashing Dirk is dumped!
Even Eve and Evelyn endorse,
Favour fair and fit Conrad.
Grandma grouses and grumbles
How her honoured opinion was not sought.
Irene and I in ill fitting gowns
Joke and joust as judge pronounces them
Man and wife.